Showing posts with label Primary school. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Primary school. Show all posts

Saturday, February 6, 2010

Did you get a REAL Primary school Education? Let's find out

Did you get a REAL Primary school Education? Let's find out

Back in the days..

Were you this violent when you were in primary school???

SAMUEL: Didn ' t I told you not to steal my pencil? by the time I finish you today, you will knEw Jesus has no tribal mark!

OJO: Shut up! Bombastic element...if you don ' t leave my Shet I wE blow you now..stupid lapalapa head

SAMUEL: blow me?? Blow me ko, blow me ni..I wE perish you with your blow! useless baboon

For your primary skool,
When things like this happen,

The class captain/monitor go shout…..escuse me ma/sir……TWO FIGHTING!!!!!!

Others will be at the top of their voices....., i will tell aunty/uncle.....for U! U!! U!!!


Dem know us; class of 1977 to 1987 the real pupil.
Read and reminisce.

Test 1: If you did not use this exercise book then your primary school education is suspect:

Test 2: You must be able to recite/sing at least 10 of the under listed BY HEART:

Some have food but cannot eat, some can eat but have no food. We have food and we can eat. Glory be to thee o Lord. Amen.

The day is bright is bright and fair
oh happy day, the day of joy
The day is bright is bright and fair
oh happy day, the day of joy
mama jellof rice!

oh my home o my home
oh my home o my home
wen shall i see my home
wen shall i see my nativeland
i will never forget my home!

holiday is coming [2x]
no more warning bells
no more teachers cane.
goodbye teachers, goodbye scholars
I ' m going 2 spend
a jolly holiday [2x]

h-i-p- for d hip
p-o-p-o for d hipopo
and t-a-m-u-s for the hipopotamus1

parents listen to your children
we are the leaders of tomorrow
try and pay our school fees
and give us good education

I am a little sailor boy that comes from the sea
that comes from the sea to marry you
Oh will u marry marry marry
will you you marry me?

8 o ' clock is d time 4 skul, dnt be l8t in d mornin.
8 o ' clock is 4 boys and gals, come 2 skul in za mornin.

Morning has broken, like the 1st morning, blackbirds have spoken, like the 1st word
Praise for the singing. Praise for the morning, Praise for the evening, Fresh from the world.

Closing time in the afternoon:
Now the day is over, night is drawing nigh, shadows of the evening, still across the skies
Glory to the father, Glory to the son, And to thee blessed spirit, Whilst all ages run, Amen!

rain rain go away
come another noda day
Little children want to play

Tisha jowo, mo fe jegba temi
nami lowo, mashe nami nidi, tidimi babe,
mape baba mi wa, baba mi, a ba e ja.

Tisha jowo, mo fe lo wa nkan je 2X
Omo oni resi tide
Obe iresi n ta san san
Aduke Alake omo oniresi tide
Oun soju robo robo
E feran sobe wa.

all things bright and beautiful, all creature great and small
all things bright and wonderful,
the lord god made them all.
He gave us eyes to see them
And lips that we might tell
He gave us "something" colors
And made the mighty se E E E

Bojuboju o oh! Oloro m ' bo! e para mo o oh!
Se kin se, Shee!! she she she she Shee!!
E pere Mi Heey! Eni toloro ba mu , a paaa je (A paa jee!!)

Jack and Jill went up to a hill,
To fetch a pail of water
jack fell down and broke his Leg,
And jill came tumnling after(wonder what they really went to do up that hill)

sanda lily sanda lily,
sanda lily sanda li,
if u know where to go,
you will no when to stop

my mother, who sat and watched my infant head
when sleeping on my cradle bed, and tear affectionately shed,
My Mother
When pain and sickness makes me cry, you gaze upon my heavy eye
and pray to God that i shouldn’t die,
My Mother,

prayer is the key 2x
prayer is the master key
Jesus started with prayer
and ended with prayer
prayer is the master key, ACTION (then we start demonstrating without singing)

Row Row Row your Boat
Gently down the stream
Merrily merrily merrily merrily
Life is but a dream.

old Rodger is dead and gone to his grave, hmm!!, haa!!, gone to his grave
he planted an apple tree over his head, hmm!!, haa!!, over his head
the apple grew ripe and ready to drop, hmm!!, haa!!, ready to drop
there came an old woman to pick them all up, hmm!!, haa!!, pick them all up
old Rodger got up and gave a knock, hmm!!, haa!!, gave her a knock
cant remember the rest.

papa mama school no dey,
wetin happen?
our teacher dey smoke gari for school
which kind gari?
ijebu gary
, cele wata,
calabar groundnut
ondo suger


Wherever you go ( Go go gongo)
Wherever you be (sisi eko)
Do not say yes when you mean to say no (baba ibadan )

AREA !!!!!

From Adeleke Adeyemi,
Country Manager, Café Scientifique Nigeria
(Member, African Science Café)


Mobile: +234 802 392 0443

"Science must be the pivot upon which policies are based because even the Millenium Development Goals [MDGs] are science-based. There is a linear correlation between development and the level of science in a country." -- Dr. Sunny Kuku, Member, Nigerian Academy of Science

African Ministerial Conference on Science and Technology (AMCOST) 2006 Plan of Action: "Scientific and technological development cannot be achieved in Africa without the participation and support of the populace and their political institutions. Scientific and technological development requires active engagement of policymakers, politicians, youth, women, private industry and other groups of stakeholders."