The Most Criticized President in the World
Is there a Guinness Book of World Records for The Most Criticized President in the World?
If there is none as I presume, please note that our dear President, the first Nigerian Izon Head of State and first Nigerian President from the Niger Delta of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, Dr. Goodluck Ebele Azikiwe Jonathan has just claimed it by his public declaration on Monday August 27, 2012, at the National Conference of the Nigeria Bar Association (NBA) in the federal capital of Abuja, Nigeria.
May I ask the Guinness Book of World Records to make the public announcement so that President Goodluck Ebele Azikiwe Jonathan can have the world press conference for being the official record holder of The Most Criticized President in the World and to receive the official Guinness Book of World Records certificate for his historical feat that even the most vilified African ruler, President Robert Mugabe is yet to achieve.
I will send him your claim application form on http://member.guinnessworldrecords.com/register/login.aspx so that he can claim his record as soon as possible.
I will wait for your confirmation before I pop the special Moët & Chandon champagne:I have ordered to congratulate him and cheer him on his next challenge of becoming the Most Praised President in the World to shame all his haters on the street and on the internet.
Your positive response would be highly appreciated for the global recognition of Nigeria as the nation with the Most Criticized President in the World.
Sincerely,
Orikinla Osinachi
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