Showing posts with label gossip. Show all posts
Showing posts with label gossip. Show all posts

Thursday, September 10, 2026

Murder in the Bedroom, Chapter 2


"Edward is an unrepentant brute. He never showed his true character until after our wedding. He does not make love to me. He has sex like dog. And whenever I was not in the mood, he would force me. I said you are raping me. He laughed it off and said there is no rape in marriage. He would yell that he is my husband and paid the bride price and so he has the right over me and my body, heart and soul," Kikelomo said as she served Ada biscuits and tea.

As Ada was leaving, Edward almost collided with her at the door. He hissed frowning and Ada hissed as she left. He slammed the door and yelled at Kikelomo.
"Gossip queens of Banana Island! Gossiping is all you can do. Tell her whatever you like. Rubbish. There is nothing else you can do. You are my wife for better for worse, for richer for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish, till death do us part."
She did not reply.
"Serve me my lunch!"
She went to the kitchen to bring him food.
"I have to stop that madam gossip from coming to my house before the birth of my child. Because, I don't want what happened to that innocent toddler to happen to my own baby. The mother and her partners in gossip were carried away gossiping and she did not see when her baby walked out of the living room. The nanny was busy in the kitchen. The little boy waddled to the swimming pool, stumbled and fell into the pool. Before they realized what had happened, the baby had drowned. Horrifying tragedy and an innocent baby died, because the foolish mother was gossiping with other women.
Another gossiping wife forgot that she was boiling water in the kitchen and whilst she was gossiping on the phone chor-chor-chor, boom! The kettle exploded!"
Kikelomo did not reply.

A month later, Edward had to travel out of town.
"It is only for four days," he said.
"All right. Have a safe trip. See you soon," said Kikelomo.
"I know you will miss me. The house is always boring without me," he said and smirked.
"Of course," said Kikelomo.

Later that day, Kikelomo made a phonecall.
Two men in construction site overalls came with diggers. And she led them to the bedroom.
"As I said, the pit should have a depth of 12ft. Then  4-inch (100mm) thick reinforced concrete slab of 4ft by 4ft," she said.
"Okay, madam. That's our job," said one of them.
"It will be completed by tomorrow," said his colleague.
They shifted the bed from the wall. 
Kikelomo sighed and went to the living room to watch TV.

This is the the continuation of "Murder in the Bedroom", A Crime Thriller


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Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Dele Momodu’s Photo Album and Other Stories from Nigeria

Dele Momodu’s Photo Album and Other Stories from Nigeria

The title of this article is not the title of my new collection of short stories and you will not find it in The Thing Around Your Neck, the first collection of short stories by the celebrated Nigerian writer Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie. This is my focus on the craze for scrapbooks of pictures by many Nigerian printers and publishers who have joined the bandwagon of the copycats of Dele Momodu’s Ovation magazine.

I loved Ovation when there was something to read in it. That was when Ovation had interesting features and even good fiction as well and was like the Nigerian version of Hello and OK magazine until the Nigerian publisher Dele Momodu decided to turn it into the Nigerian photo gallery of both the stinking rich and not so stinking rich people in Nigeria. Well from reliable sources, Dele Momodu took that decision, because most Nigerians prefer viewing photo albums of the rich in their Nigerian society and gossip about them to reading articles and fiction. Majority of Nigerians are actually intellectual illiterates or semi literates who have no brains for serious reading, except the compulsory textbooks they must read to pass their academic and professional examinations and once they have passed the examinations and acquired the certificates by hook or by crook, they push aside their textbooks and rush for the gossip tabloids and photo albums circulated all over the place in Nigeria.


Any dummy can copy and paste photographs on blank pages of white paper and print them for sale. But as we can see, gazing at the pictures of the Nigerian aristocrats and plutocrats does not add any value to the society and will not transform any non-literate to a literate person. What we need most now is the revival of the reading culture and increase the scholarship of Nigerians.

The proliferation of scrapbook journalism in Nigeria is doing more harm to Nigerians, because these photo albums are making Nigerians to become lazy readers and breeding a generation of intellectual illiterates.

I read newsmagazines such as Tell and The News and I also read the tabloids as well and they can be very hilarious and humorous. Imagine the National Encomium calling the Academy Award winning American actor, producer, and director Forest Whitaker African-American Nollywood actor? Then the Editor Azuh Arinze of the local Nigerian tabloid called Nigerian publisher and celebrity blogger Linda Ikeji garrulous!


It is a tragedy that in a population of over 140 million people, a prize winning book like Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie’s Half of a Yellow Sun did not sell up to 20, 000 copies in Nigeria, but pornographic magazines and music videos sell over hundreds of thousands of copies.
We see a generation of intellectual retards and dullards who would rather be lip-synching do me; I do you and chorusing monotonous pornographic jargons of female buttocks than be caught reading best-selling Nigerian books of genius.

That is why I was shocked to find out that most of the students in tertiary schools in Nigeria do not even know who is Leke Alder or Chris Abani and they did not even know that Kaine Agary won the last Nigeria LNG Prize for Literature for her melodramatic prose in Yellow Yellow!
But they have spent millions of naira to download ring tones of psychedelic songs and pornographic musical videos. Nigerians who will not spend ordinary N500 to buy a good book to read will spend over N2, 000 daily to make GSM phone calls. What a shame!

~ Ekenyerengozi Michael Chima

Highly Recommended Books of the Month

Conversations of a 21st Century Saint ~ Leke Alder
$30.00

minding your business ~ leke alder
$35.00


life as i see it ~ leke alder

Graceland (Today Show Pick January 2005) ~ Chris Abani
$10.20

Becoming Abigail ~ Chris Abani
$9.56

Song for Night ~ Chris Abani
$11.66

The Virgin of Flames ~ Chris Abani
$11.90

Kalakuta Republic ~ Chris Abani
$13.25

To Be Hung from the Ceiling By Strings of Varying Length (Black Goat) ~ Rick Reid
$10.85


GraceLand ~ Chris Abani


Daphne's Lot ~ Chris Abani











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